Tired of reacting to crypto headlines?
Stop Getting Blindsided by Crypto News
Crypto TLDR breaks every story into what happened, why it matters, and how it impacts your tokens — with article-level and market sentiment included. So you can think before you react.
WHY CRYPTO NEWS FEELS OVERWHELMING
Reading More Headlines Isn’t Making You Smarter
You read 5 articles, scroll Crypto Twitter, check Discord groups.And you’re still unsure what it means for your tokens.Too many opinions. Not enough structure.
Too much speed. Not enough context.
EVERY STORY, ORGANIZED
Stop Guessing What It Means
Each article is broken into:
1. What happened
2. Why it matters
3. How it impacts specific tokens
4. FAQs in plain English
5. Article-level sentimentNo fluff. No opinion pieces. Just clarity.
SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE
Track Market Mood Without Doing the Work
Crypto TLDR tracks:
• Article-level sentiment
• Aggregated market sentiment trends
• Token-specific tone shiftsSo you can see hype and fear forming before it spills everywhere.
LESS NOISE
Built for Thinking, Not Reacting
Crypto TLDR isn’t a chat room.
It’s not a signal group.
It’s not a personality-driven feed.It’s a structured way to process official news before engaging with social commentary.
Who It’s Built For
Built for Different Types of Token Holders
The Beginner
You’re still figuring things out.Half the time you’re Googling terms while reading an article.You don’t want to feel stupid asking questions. You just want clear explanations in plain English.👉 See how Crypto TLDR keeps it simple
The Burned Out Holder
You’ve been through at least one cycle.You’ve read the threads. Joined the Discords. Watched the “experts.”And honestly? It’s exhausting.You don’t need more opinions. You just want to understand what’s happening without getting pulled into the noise.👉 See how Crypto TLDR cuts the noise
The Busy Professional
You have money in crypto.You just don’t have time to live on Crypto Twitter.You want to know what happened, whether it matters, and if it impacts what you’re holding — quickly.No scrolling. No drama.👉 See how it works for busy holders
The Analytical Investor
You don’t react to vibes.You look for structure, patterns, and tone shifts.You want clean breakdowns and measurable sentiment — not personalities driving narratives.👉 Explore the analytical view
Pricing
Start Free. Upgrade When You’re Ready.
PRO WEEKLY
$1.99/WEEK
For holders who want flexibility.If you’re still figuring out your workflow or just want to test how Crypto TLDR fits into your routine, weekly keeps things simple. Full access to structured breakdowns and sentiment tracking — with no long-term commitment.Good for:
• Beginners
• Casual holders
• Short-term experimentation
Pro yearly
$39.99/YEAR
For serious token holders who want clarity year-round.Markets don’t move on a weekly schedule. If you hold crypto long term, having consistent context and sentiment tracking matters more than reacting occasionally. Yearly gives you full access at the best value.Good for:
• Burned-out holders
• Analytical investors
• Long-term holders